BOB S
RECORDER

Bob was born unto his parents, after the Vernal Equinox, during the late 20th century. He learned to communicate at an early age through temper tantrums and flatulence. His earliest (and most current) memories are of his uncanny ability to identify certain musical instruments by what they look like and by the sound they make (sometimes). During high school, he auditioned for The Marching Jazz Orchestra and successfully became the second chair harmonica player only to be beaten by his rival, section leader Phil Latio.

 

His ability to not know when, where, what and how to play (if at all) are his crowning achievements during this period. After high school, he became a member of the US Olympic Sleeping Team. However, his incessant snoring would wake his teammates subsequently ending his time on the team. Unfazed by that setback, he's auditioned for bands in this local area. He's been hired and promptly fired by various bands, many, if not all of which, you may never have heard of (or possibly may never have existed).

 

His passions include: Soprano bassoon, chocolate covered clams, unscented bathroom candles and watching paint dry. He also speaks fluent English and had a valid driver's license in Guam.

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Damage Roll: 2D4. Charisma & Scheme: +4 Boost on Defense.